Monday, April 16, 2007

Retarded prize packages

Jess brought it to my attention and I quote "only a fat person would read 'custom sized chocolate COVERED diamond ring'"

dooooh, i thought for real it was a diamond ring dipped in chocolate. why the heck do i want that!


Who ever said all grand prizes were grand?

"One (1) Grand Prize: The Exclusive Chocolate Spring Collection, including but not limited to: a designer purse, a designer dress and a custom-sized chocolate-colored diamond ring. Approximate Retail Value (ARV) of Grand Prize: $14,000.00. "


k8tt8m said...

Oh but that chocolate colored diamond must be so unique! It's a must have I'm sure.

spooon said...

yo, $14,000 package! so do i need to lick the ring until i get to the diamond? then i can get it appraised?