Saturday, January 29, 2005

Movie Wrap Up

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Freaking cracked me up. I liked when the kung fu guy is like, "hit me as hard as u can" and most guys would cock a fist back. but noooo. napoleon's brother does a full lower reverse sweep kick. and it looked like it was in slow motion! i was dying when i saw that.

that and the glamour shot. crazy.
3.5 out of 4. i got distracted while watching. i'll watch it again soo enough.

Girl Next Door, Unrated
Great movie. didn't expect much and was really good. the girl didn't get on my nerves like she did in 24.

best part is when he sees his dad's friend at the strip club and his dad's friend buy's him a lap dance.
3 out of 4. really good stuff.

Punisher

oh my goodness this movie is bad. examples:

-wife of bad guy telling her husband the bad guy: "you killed his whole family like I asked" then she pulls a string and Bang, she's in the undes in the front porch.

-neighbor of punisher who know him for like 2 weeks. get tortured to tell the bad guys of the punisher's where abouts.
punisher: "u don't owe me anything, why didn't u just turn me into them?"
neighbor: "cause we are family"

.5 of 4

what the?

looking forward to seeing
spider man2
resident evil 2
saw
alien vs. predetor

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