If you constipated

This might help loosen your stool.

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avg cost to attend UT ~$11,000 per year *ric(not including car but should be good for essentials)

so if you lucky your kid would only cost $44,000 if they gradutate in time.

When Allyson goes in 18 years and with an average cost increase of 7% that would inflate to

$165,074 (without a car payment)


did that dislodge your fecal matter? cause i'm getting scared.

if inflation is ~3% then really that mean we should pay $18,726.76 / yr but college cost are higher than inflation.

so um can we hope she has a great outside jumper or she has a leg like a mule?